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[codeusername]

[Some of you are probably familiar with this evil, maniacal cackle of laughter. For those of you who aren't--congratulations! I hope you like headaches.]

[Megamind is standing on top of a wooden tower in the center of a corn maze, yelling through a megaphone.]

MUAHAHAHAHA! I HOPE EVERYONE'S BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEKEND, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET A

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[magicalgenis]

...it doesn't look that big to me.

((He can cast a whole bunch of elemental spells, but he is also...a squishy backrow mage small child.))

[magicalgenis]

Ooh, I want a pun!

--wait, what job? Is this some weird counselor thing?

[codeusername]

YOU HAVEN'T EARNED ONE.

IT'S MY JOB NO MATTER WHERE I AM: INCREDIBLY HANDSOME SUPER GENIUS AND MASTER OF ALL VILLAINY.

[magicalgenis]

How do I earn one?

...nice job title. Did you think of that yourself?

[codeusername]

I LIKE YOU OR YOU PROVE TO BE A CHALLENGE.

OF COURSE I DID. WHO ELSE COULD CREATE SUCH A FANTASTIC NAME?

[magicalgenis]

But I can't be a challenge if you won't let me try the maze.

It's kind of a mouthful, isn't it? What happens if people need to yell it really fast?

[codeusername]

RIGHT.

THEN THEY JUST CALL ME "MEGAMIND."

[magicalgenis]

Thus the name Megamaze, I take it?

[codeusername]

CAN'T PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES, CAN I?

[magicalgenis]

It's a pretty obvious trend, especially with the alliteration.

[codeusername]

ALLITERATION IS VERY "NOW."

[magicalgenis]

Really?

[codeusername]

OH, YES. NO ONE TAKES A HERO SERIOUSLY IF HIS NAME ISN'T ALLITERATIVE.

[magicalgenis]

I thought you were supposed to be a villain.

[codeusername]

VILLAINS AND HEROES BOTH HAVE THE SAME NAME CONVENTIONS. WE JUST HAVE DIFFERENT COLOR SCHEMES.

[magicalgenis]

Iiiiiif you say so. Do you have any other megastuff?