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[codeusername]

[Some of you are probably familiar with this evil, maniacal cackle of laughter. For those of you who aren't--congratulations! I hope you like headaches.]

[Megamind is standing on top of a wooden tower in the center of a corn maze, yelling through a megaphone.]

MUAHAHAHAHA! I HOPE EVERYONE'S BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEKEND, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET A

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[magicalgenis]

...it doesn't look that big to me.

((He can cast a whole bunch of elemental spells, but he is also...a squishy backrow mage small child.))

[magicalgenis]

You sound kind of creepily happy about that.

[codeusername]

HEROES MEAN VILLAINS. IT EVENS THE PLAYING FIELD. IT MAKES THINGS... EXCITING.

[magicalgenis]

...yeah, creepily happy.

[codeusername]

I PREFER "PROFESSIONAL INTEREST."

[magicalgenis]

Does it count as a professional interest if you don't get paid for it?

[codeusername]

HOW DO YOU THINK I AFFORDED ALL THIS?

[magicalgenis]

...well, it's camp. You don't have to pay for a lot of stuff here.

[codeusername]

THIS IS ALL STUFF I BROUGHT FROM HOME.

[magicalgenis]

Oh, that's pretty cool. So how do you get paid for being a villain there?

[codeusername]

ROBBING PEOPLE.

[magicalgenis]

--that's not getting paid!

[codeusername]

DETAILS.

[magicalgenis]

It's an important detail!

[codeusername]

SAYS YOU.

[magicalgenis]

SAYS MOST PEOPLE.