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Oct 09, 2011 13:11

[ SUDDENLY: A large button appears on your chest.

ASK ME ABOUT MY ________ ]

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putyaswordson October 9 2011, 18:23:28 UTC
[MAYONNAISE FETISH]

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x_autnihil October 9 2011, 18:50:38 UTC
What's a fetish?

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putyaswordson October 9 2011, 18:51:42 UTC
Something I don't have for mayonnaise! It's the best condiment ever created, making everything taste heavenly, but it's not to be perverted!

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x_autnihil October 9 2011, 18:53:42 UTC
Oh.

What does it taste like?

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putyaswordson October 9 2011, 18:56:59 UTC
[ pulls out a bottle! ]

Here, I'll put some on your finger.

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x_autnihil October 9 2011, 19:11:28 UTC
*puts out his hand*

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putyaswordson October 9 2011, 19:15:43 UTC
[ there is a dollop of creamy white sweet and delicious heaven! ]

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x_autnihil October 9 2011, 19:19:36 UTC
*tries some!* It's okay.

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putyaswordson October 9 2011, 19:20:14 UTC
It's the greatest.

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x_autnihil October 9 2011, 19:33:43 UTC
*...this silence means he thinks otherwise*

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putyaswordson October 9 2011, 19:34:40 UTC
[ then remain silent. ]

Anyways. Hey.

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x_autnihil October 9 2011, 19:38:37 UTC
Do you always carry some around with you?

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putyaswordson October 9 2011, 19:39:55 UTC
Of course I do. I need it to put on things.

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x_autnihil October 9 2011, 19:42:15 UTC
You could leave it in the kitchen.

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putyaswordson October 9 2011, 19:43:49 UTC
It has to stay with me.

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x_autnihil October 9 2011, 19:45:03 UTC
Why?

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