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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ SUDDENLY: A large button appears on your chest.

ASK ME ABOUT MY ________ ]

Comments

[burgercraving]

[UNREQUITED LOVE]

It's a good thing there aren't any here for you to terrorize unsuspecting people with, Berry.

[stardumbs]

All involved parties have moved past this.

[burgercraving]

So you're moving up in the world?

[stardumbs]

As a matter of fact, I am.

[burgercraving]

Oh, yeah? How?

[stardumbs]

In many ways that I would happily tell you, but you're just going to cut me off with an insult before I can finish.

[burgercraving]

No, I'm curious, because I know you just spent the last week as Fido, your spirit animal.

[stardumbs]

Then you should also know that nothing happened.

[burgercraving]

The verdict's still out on that.

[stardumbs]

Well, you don't have to believe it, but both Emily and I are fully aware of what did and did not occur.

[burgercraving]

Look at it this way, Berry. If you take advantage of Emily for any reason because she's nice, impressionable, and don't forget gay-a sure way for you to explore the Sapphic love you think is only appropriate for stage-I will end you.

[stardumbs]

I don't need you threatening me. Again. I like Emily as a friend, and I wouldn't dream of taking advantage of her.

[ pause ] She's gay?

[burgercraving]

[slowly]

Yes. She is.

[stardumbs]

[ going over what Santana just said, and the threat, in her head. It is admittedly strange to see her being that protective over someone that's not Brittany. Click ]

Oh.

[burgercraving]

... What?

[stardumbs]

Nothing! She just never got to telling me herself.