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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ SUDDENLY: A large button appears on your chest.

ASK ME ABOUT MY ________ ]

Comments

[fruitophile]

[LUST FOR 12 YEAR OLD BOYS]

It could be harmless. ♠

[fruitophile]

Making people disappear doesn't sound as interesting. ♦

[solipsismmortal]

Is that all? I can do that easy.

[fruitophile]

That must be what the late-night activities are. ♦

[solipsismmortal]

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

[fruitophile]

Do I get a prize? ♥

[solipsismmortal]

Depends. Ya want one that badly?

[fruitophile]

Sure. ♦

[solipsismmortal]

[shoots]

[fruitophile]

[ ... ♣ ]

That's the most boring thing anyone can do. ♠

[solipsismmortal]

[shrugs and gets to rolling his shoulders and cracking his knuckles]

Don't mistake me fer some amateur--that's just a warm-up ta see what you got goin' on. Sometimes folks act like they can take a few hits an' it turns out they're all bark and no bite.

[fruitophile]

[ beckoning finger ♥ ]

Stop barking. ♠

[solipsismmortal]

[spreads his arms]

Woof.

[fruitophile]

[ have an arm full of... sharp playing cards. ♦ ]

[solipsismmortal]

[spins almost like he's dancing, avoiding those cards easily]

Oh hey, I oughta do that sometime. I keep forgettin' where I left my pack.

[fruitophile]

[ they spin around in mid-air, as if homing. ]