[voiced transcribed from McAvoy Cabin]

[goddamnemperor]

Hello people of CFUD. Since this is a troubling month for you all, I have come with a litany to help you against future threats

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[runstowardsfire]

*pushes a note under the door*

[goddamnemperor]

...?

[runstowardsfire]

"Sometimes, people get stuck at step 2."

"Also, this is a house call."

[goddamnemperor]

[laughs]

You may come in. I enjoy our talks.

[runstowardsfire]

*opens the door*

It's odd not having a backdoor to go through. I brought tea.

[goddamnemperor]

The universe is full of doors. Just make your own.

And thank you.

[runstowardsfire]

Nobody likes it when one of their walls suddenly has a hole in it, no matter how good your intentions.

It's tea time anyway. Unless you wanted the soup in the other thermos.

[goddamnemperor]

True. But I would not have minded so much.

Tea suits me.

[runstowardsfire]

That's probably because you've managed step 2.

Got any cups? The Mess Hall seems to have a lot of broken ones lately.

[goddamnemperor]

I have a few of my own. Will they do?

[runstowardsfire]

Yes, so long as they don't start walking away.

[goddamnemperor]

Mine do not. They know what's good for them.

[runstowardsfire]

Fast learners. *pours the tea* I'll give Charles Xavier his cup too.

[goddamnemperor]

Of course.

[runstowardsfire]

*gets everyone a cup*

I suppose it's a bit too obvious to start with the weather?

[goddamnemperor]

Water does not agree with my body, I'm afraid.