Tea Party with Captive Listener

[takeme2urpants]

[You find yourself sitting at a lovely table with all the trimmings, this unusually warm October evening. Above the table is a sign:]

UNLOAD YOUR PROBLEMS ON THIS DUDE

[The arrow points down to ZEX. He sighs, and pours you tea.]

I suppose you might as well. I have no other plans for the evening.

Comments

[fruitophile]

Problems? ♣ Hmm... my lover called me fat. ♥

[fruitophile]

[ ... ♦ oh, Slenderman. ♥ ]

[lunadickery]

[just drinking tea. pay me no mind.]

[fruitophile]

[ but I can see auras. ♠ ]

[lunadickery]

[I'm so sorry that mine must be so mundane. Setting down the teacup.]

I've heard that you enjoy fighting.

[fruitophile]

And? ♠

[lunadickery]

And that you've been picking fights with the Heroes.

[fruitophile]

Barnaby attacked me first. ♣ He really didn't want to do it the easy way and just kiss me. ♠

[lunadickery]

[......why does no one ever tell me things]

...I will speak to him about that, but accosting them for affection is hardly appropriate.

Is Barnaby the only one you've fought with?

[fruitophile]

Yes. He wasn't very good. ♦

[lunadickery]

He's highly ranked in Stern Bild. Are you saying that he was no match for you?

[fruitophile]

Between 30 to 35 points. ♣

[lunadickery]

Out of?

[fruitophile]

Why are you asking? ♥

[lunadickery]

It's part of my duty to keep an eye on the Heroes, especially when they're in such a strange place such as this.

[fruitophile]

They're not impressive. ♥