Tea Party with Captive Listener

[takeme2urpants]

[You find yourself sitting at a lovely table with all the trimmings, this unusually warm October evening. Above the table is a sign:]

UNLOAD YOUR PROBLEMS ON THIS DUDE

[The arrow points down to ZEX. He sighs, and pours you tea.]

I suppose you might as well. I have no other plans for the evening.

Comments

[bluetilator]

Why did it choose you to listen to all the whining?

[bluetilator]

I object to their existence. Everything about them is meaningless.

[takeme2urpants]

They bring joy, I suppose, in an obscure way, and they are fun to make. Other than that, I would have to agree with you.

[bluetilator]

You are wise to agree with me.

[takeme2urpants]

I rarely disagree with you, Illyria. You make a great deal of sense.