Trick or Treat

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today, the mess hall has sprouted a porch -- all the better for trick-or-treaters -- and on this porch sits some statues. There is a fourth gargoyle as well, holding a candy-filled bowl in its outstretched hands]

(Taking a piece of candy could land you with a Trick-- either loss of sight, speech, or hearing -- or it may be a perfectly harmless

Comments

[pieta_au_lait]

[picks up a piece of candy, curious]

... it seems like a normal piece of candy.

[pieta_au_lait]

It's not exactly easy... you have to be really careful with temperatures, or that's what I've read.

[kepthishead]

I suppose you can't just turn the temperature up higher to make it cook faster?

[pieta_au_lait]

[shakes her head]

No, then it'll burn.

[kepthishead]

That explains the cookies then.

[pieta_au_lait]

Cookies?

[kepthishead]

[mutters]

They caught on fire.

[pieta_au_lait]

Oh, hmm... what kind do you like?

[kepthishead]

I don't have a preference.

[pieta_au_lait]

I know a few good recipes... would you like to bake with me sometime? I can show you how.

[kepthishead]

Really?

[pieta_au_lait]

I'd love to.

[kepthishead]

Then let's do it.

[pieta_au_lait]

Is now okay?

[kepthishead]

I don't have any plans.

[pieta_au_lait]

[beams]

Alright, we'll need flour, sugar, baking soda, salt...