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[daddyderpest]

[Out in the cornfield is a set of uncomfortable-looking plastic chairs around a table and a sign stuck to a wooden post. The sign, written in blood, says:

CFUD PARENTS GROUP
ATTENDANCE IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]

Oh, how exciting!

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[painintheneck]

[looking around, spotting the sign and rolling her eyes]

I see Camp is taking something completely out of context. Shocking.

[daddyderpest]

It does do that rather a lot. Still, I think it's an excellent idea!

[painintheneck]

So, tell me. Do you have any other children I should know about?

[daddyderpest]

Oh, no, only the two I told you about. Much as I enjoy being a parent, dealing with two is difficult enough.

[painintheneck]

I can imagine.

[daddyderpest]

As much as I care for them, they are at that difficult age.

[painintheneck]

I can remember being at that age quite clearly. In fact, I don't think I ever left it.

[daddyderpest]

HA HA HA yes I understand that quite clearly. I, on the other hand, barely remember that age at all. Everything until, oh, twenty years ago is a bit of a blur.

[painintheneck]

Oh, that doesn't surprise me a bit.

[daddyderpest]

Oh, really?

[painintheneck]

You strike me as very mature.

[daddyderpest]

That's very kind of you to say.

[painintheneck]

It's the truth.

[daddyderpest]

I'm very flattered you think so. Have you ever considered having children?

[painintheneck]

I've made my share of baby vampires. You could say they're my children.

[daddyderpest]

I don't think I've ever spoken to someone who thinks of it that way before.