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[daddyderpest]

[Out in the cornfield is a set of uncomfortable-looking plastic chairs around a table and a sign stuck to a wooden post. The sign, written in blood, says:

CFUD PARENTS GROUP
ATTENDANCE IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]

Oh, how exciting!

Comments

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> I suppose it is rather pleasant, yes

[archaelologist]

I'm afraid it must not be very interesting for you.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> It is not clear as to why my presence was deemed necessary
D --> For that reason it is frustrating and yet
D --> Ine%plicably thrilling

[archaelologist]

Perhaps you're considered the child in this situation.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> That is the human equivalent of a grub, isn't it
D --> If that is the case, then I am to assume that you are considered the
D --> Human lusus alternative, as it were

[archaelologist]

Is that all right?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> If you feel the parallels are appropriate
D --> I suppose I cannot contest

[archaelologist]

So you have no objection to my being your ah, boatlusus, as Mister Longhorns put it?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> It will take some time to adjust to this
D --> Intriguing concept

[archaelologist]

Take all the time you need.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> The Alternian lusus was generally never capabull of speech
D --> This situation already presents quite a contrast

[archaelologist]

Is that the only difference?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> No, definitely not
D --> A lusus by traditional standards and practices was never another troll
D --> But a%ually a beast of some form

[archaelologist]

Well, I'm certainly not a troll.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> You make an e%cellent point