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[daddyderpest]

[Out in the cornfield is a set of uncomfortable-looking plastic chairs around a table and a sign stuck to a wooden post. The sign, written in blood, says:

CFUD PARENTS GROUP
ATTENDANCE IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]

Oh, how exciting!

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[mechabro]

A'ight, do I talk about my family 'ere? 'Cause I got a SUPER sweet daughter.

[daddyderpest]

I think that would be wonderful! Please tell me all about your family.

[mechabro]

I was gonna do that anyways, since I've been wantin' ta share how SUPER my family is all week!

Anyways, I got a daughter here. Her name's Vanya! Nico Robin's her momma, and my SUPER lady, so it works out. She's a real sweet girl, ya know? I didn't know how ta handle it at first, 'cause I'm a SUPER pervert and an asshole n' stuff. But I figured it out. I wanted ta protect her, ya know? 'cept she's kinda delicate. Gets sad a lot.

I also got a lotta brothers n' sisters back home, and I miss 'em! But I got a lotta siblings here in camp, too. I'm a... luscious? Loosush? Some space troll thing. But I'm the big bro ta them trolls with the horns! My other siblings... I got some samurai, a space pirate princess, some talkin' ponies, two little ladies who rock the shit outta their guitars, an' a robot. Oh, and Demyx is my bro, too. But in like a SUPER awesome friend kinda way. We jam sometimes, too.

Actually, all'a camp is my siblings. Big Bro's here fer everyone, ya got it?!

[daddyderpest]

Oh, so that's what lusus means! You have quite the expansive family. I think that's wonderful, to care for so many people that need it.

[mechabro]

Well, yeah, whatever! People get lost 'ere. Shit happens. Just bein' a friend they can SUPER rely on.

[daddyderpest]

I think that's very admirable!

[mechabro]

So, you got kids too then?

[daddyderpest]

Yes, two wonderful children!

[voila, pictures]

The girl is my beloved daughter Yuuki, and the boy is my foster son Kiryuu-kun. They're so strong and grown up! Father is so proud of them, and so happy to be here with them.

[mechabro]

Whoa, haven't run into people with blood kids 'ere with 'em. Yer son's kinda grumpy lookin', though.

[daddyderpest]

Yuuki's adopted, but that doesn't make me love her any less. Ah, Kiryuu-kun does have a gruff exterior but underneath that scowling face is a gentle, caring person.

[mechabro]

Nothin' wrong with that! Family's family.

[daddyderpest]

That's exactly how I feel about the matter!