itp: pumpkins.

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in the mess hall: pumpkins, pumpkins, everywhere! On the tables, in the chairs, blocking pathways -- they're there. Carving tools can even be found on some of the tables. Incidentally, the mess hall today is only serving pumpkin-related food items today.

what do.]

Comments

[thekingsgambit]

[Is reading and not paying any attention to the pumpkins.]

[nocturnemission]

You're kind of a sensitive little dude, aren't you.

[thekingsgambit]

I am not! She just put a lot of work into it. It's important to her.

[nocturnemission]

So why'd you instantly assume I was gonna insult it?

[thekingsgambit]

You made a face.

[nocturnemission]

I make lots of faces. I'm just an expressive guy.

[thekingsgambit]

[jiiiiiiiii]

[nocturnemission]

...What?

[thekingsgambit]

Never mind. Where are we supposed to put them?

[nocturnemission]

You put them somewhere people can see, then light them up when it gets dark outside.

[thekingsgambit]

If we put them outside the cabin, that dumb dog might knock them over.

[nocturnemission]

Then try putting them on a stand behind your cabin window. Everybody can still see it then.

[thekingsgambit]

Lassie will knock them over when she tries to catch a bug.

[nocturnemission]

... Get somebody with magic powers to levitate it for you?

[thekingsgambit]

There's someone who can do that here?

[nocturnemission]

I don't know if there's anybody with that specific power, but there are people who can do all sorts of things...