RIGHT BEHIND YOU OH GOD

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty... ?

((ooc: SPARK NOTES. Long story short: If you comment in this post, there will be bloodshed. It will probably be yours. OPT IN FOR DEATH. edit sleep now, shank tomorrow, keep tagging if you want to get in on this))

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[patria_ou_mort]

Your appearance is of no concern to me.

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty?

[patria_ou_mort]

*not hiding the start of some irritation*

Flattery I will not give and an informed judgment of a woman's beauty I cannot give.

[smilingpretty]

[you are such a stick in the mud]

Am I ... pretty... ?

[patria_ou_mort]

You begin to try my patience. There are others here who would be much more inclined to humor you.

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty?

[patria_ou_mort]

Have you nothing better to do with your time?

[smilingpretty]

[headcock]

[patria_ou_mort]

While one's appearance undeniably affects one's reception by the world, it is hardly a significant aspect of an individual's worth, and those who consider it to be so only evidence their own superficiality. To so incessantly seek validation through a quality that is, ultimately, trivial and utterly subjective to personal taste is to reveal a lack elsewhere within one's own person.

[smilingpretty]

[stabs at]

[patria_ou_mort]

*his naturally fast reflexes further honed by having now spent nearly a quarter of his life living in a zombie prison camp, he dodges backwards -- not enough to avoid getting sliced completely but at least he hasn't been gutted*

What are you- ngh!

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty?

[patria_ou_mort]

What do you actually want?

[smilingpretty]

[holds scissors up near throat level]

[patria_ou_mort]

*staring her in the eye, cool and defiant*

What. Do. You. Want.

[smilingpretty]

Cut.