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[oooden]

[ there is a banner hanging off a tent ]

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[ and in front of it sits Date in a doctor's coat, waiting for patients ]

((Sloowwwing down because it is getting that sleepy time of night. WILL TAG FOREVER TODAY AND TOMORROW AND BACK))

Comments

[stillyouridol]

[has probably passed the tent a couple of times, now just... kind of fidgeting nearby]

[oooden]

[ loudly whistles ]

Yo, short stuff. You need something?

[stillyouridol]

Shor- Rude!

[but not exactly leaving yet :|]

[oooden]

. . .

[ respect your elders, kid ]

Don't care, do you need anything?

[stillyouridol]

[grrrrr >(]

How do I know you're a real doctor, hm? You certainly don't look like one.

[oooden]

How do I know you're a real boy, hm? You certainly don't look like one.

[stillyouridol]

[aclamsd!!]

Forget it. I don't need anything from an offensive quack.

[oooden]

Yeah, talk to me when you get off your high horse, kid.

[stillyouridol]

I'm not on any horse, you just have a terrible attitude!

[oooden]

No, you're just an uppity little shit.

[stillyouridol]

--!

[oooden]

What? Were you expecting me to stroke your ego?

[stillyouridol]

[In.co.her.ent.RAGE for a while]

No but I also wasn't expecting you to be such a loser prick. Tell me, were you always so stupid or is this some recent Camp thing?

[oooden]

It's cute you think that your words bother me.

[stillyouridol]

[No energy for it this week. Clams up and turns to go back to the cabin I've been sitting outside of for the past four days >(

. . .I will throw something the next time I see you, likely.]

[oooden]

[ :3c ]