It was a graveyard smash!

[fuckyou_chorus]

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[lesbeserious]

[dressed as The Bride with sword in tow, looking for wherever the hell the drinks are]

[boxbythebed]

[inappropriately sexy cowgirl, naturally]

Is the pointy thing real?

[lesbeserious]

[... dammit, that is cheating :|]

Judging from the look and the weight, feels like it. I can give it a quick test?

[boxbythebed]

I don't really care that much, it was just an opening line.

[lesbeserious]

Hey, maybe I just wanted to show off.

[boxbythebed]

I'm not stopping you.

[lesbeserious]

Alright, fine.

[picking out an empty plastic cup, backpedaling a few steps and throwing it in the air and then just waiting for a few seconds as it comes back down... and quickly slashing out in an upward arc with the sword, slicing it into two perfectly even halves that land a few inches away from each other.]

... and then, I dunno, I'd say "yeah, it's real" or something, something like that.

[boxbythebed]

Psh, I bet I could do that.

[lesbeserious]

With the halves being perfectly even and everything?

[boxbythebed]

Well, I'm no ninja...

[lesbeserious]

That makes two of us.

[boxbythebed]

Oh, whatever.

[lesbeserious]

Just because you've never heard of it doesn't mean it's not a thing.

[boxbythebed]

Fine.

Sorry I called you a ninja.

[lesbeserious]

Why, I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

[boxbythebed]

Oh, gross.