It was a graveyard smash!

[fuckyou_chorus]

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[bitchester]

[dressed as a Dracula. complete with cool ... black costume thing]

[wellexecuted]

[ sometime this night, I'M SURE YOU WERE HAVING A BLAST, but then with no warning your head gets cut off. It's not terribly painful as it's quick but . . . well, your head still goes flying.

(At least it will give your costume a more realistic edge . . .?) ]

[bitchester]

[well, it HAS been a while since he died ...]

[kepthishead]

[well today has sucked]

[bitchester]

[SAM MAKES A VERY GOOD CORPSE]

[kepthishead]

[he is suitably impressed. Or horrified. Probably that second one]

[bitchester]

[all time passes, as time does; Sam's rubbing his neck as he returns to the scene]

[kepthishead]

You're the first that didn't scream.

[look, no-one ever expected shocky people to come out with good commentary.]

[bitchester]

I die a lot.

[kepthishead]

Did you see it?

[bitchester]

... No. It was too sudden, and well-

[decapitation. not a lot happens after that goes on]

[kepthishead]

It's the same as the others.

[bitchester]

If that's right, then something needs to be done about it.

[kepthishead]

And what's that? My death isn't the answer.

[bitchester]

Someone to bind it. Don't say it can't work because it doesn't work back home. Someone here can.

[kepthishead]

I'm looking into it. I just thought I had more time.