It was a graveyard smash!

[fuckyou_chorus]

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[lunadickery]

[There's a grumpy looking judge with an elaborate make up job--except for the large, almost hand-shaped area that doesn't really match the rest of the make up--hanging around

He looks very displeased. This means you should bother him.]

[hench_wench]

[sexy cop]

So this is weird.

[lunadickery]

Ah? Is something the matter?

[hench_wench]

I'm kinda buddies with your costume.

[lunadickery]

...My apologies. I did not pick this out myself, and I'm afraid I don't even know who this costume is supposed to be.

[hench_wench]

His name's Harvey. Kind of an intense guy.

[lunadickery]

Intense? May I ask in what way?

[hench_wench]

That's not something to discuss in polite company.

[lunadickery]

...In that case, forgive me for prying.

My name is Yuri Petrov, by the way. It is a pleasure to meet you.

[hench_wench]

Harley Quinn.

So why the sour face, Yuri? Not a party person?

[lunadickery]

Nice to meet you, Ms. Quinn.

I can't say that I am one, although my mood is more due to finding myself dressed up as your friend against my will than the party itself.

[hench_wench]

Yeah, can't say he's exactly a looker. I'd offer to switch costumes, but I don't think we're the same size.

[lunadickery]

Ah, no, it's all right. I didn't mean to offend him; it was just startling.

[hench_wench]

Pfft, he's not even here to offend. Besides, it's not like we're besties.

[lunadickery]

Even so, it was quite rude of me to imply that it was his appearance that upset me.

[hench_wench]

Nah, it's okay. He knows he's ugly.