It was a graveyard smash!

[fuckyou_chorus]

Comments

[lunadickery]

[Dressed up as Two-Face, but oh god what]

That's...quite an interesting choice in costumes.

[takeme2urpants]

Isn't it? I must say, I do not feel the need to commend Camp for its taste.

Good evening.

[lunadickery]

Good evening, Admiral. You didn't choose that costume yourself?

[takeme2urpants]

Hee hee hee! No, this is entirely Camp's device. I will change back into my uniform by the stroke of midnight, perhaps.

How have you been, my friend?

[lunadickery]

I suppose that's not impossible, considering that we both were forced into our costumes to begin with.

I've been decent, I suppose. How are you doing?

[takeme2urpants]

I am better than I had expected, considering the day.

[lunadickery]

That's good to hear. Should we be expecting something to happen soon, though?

[takeme2urpants]

I believe so, yes. On Halloween, certainly, if not before. Should this be the year nothing happens, I am happy to be over-prepared rather than otherwise.

[lunadickery]

Might I ask what has happened on Halloween in the past?

[takeme2urpants]

Mm... mass kidnappings, attempted ritualized murder, and brainwashing.

[lunadickery]

[...What.]

[takeme2urpants]

That is a very appropriate response.

[lunadickery]

...I hope it wasn't all at once.

[takeme2urpants]

Not precisely. The first two happened in quick succession, and the third is simply a standby.

[lunadickery]

That's doesn't make it much better, sadly. This sort of thing happens annually?

[takeme2urpants]

Not with that severity, thank goodness. However, this month is rarely safe.