It was a graveyard smash!

[fuckyou_chorus]

Comments

[stillyouridol]

[so pretty ...Unlike you.]

. . . .

[hakases]

Don't you dare say anything.

[stillyouridol]

[grump]

You should definitely choose something else. You don't have the legs for this.

[hakases]

If you think I chose this on purpose, you are severely delusional.

[stillyouridol]

I'm getting tired of everyone calling me names. I didn't say you chose it, I just said your costume was bad and that YOU should select something different.

[hakases]

But I can't.

[stillyouridol]

Then wrap a table cloth around your waist. Your legs haven't been shaved... This is disturbing.

[hakases]

I would if I knew how to walk in heels.

[stillyouridol]

It's not that difficult. You must be a terrible pirate if your balance is that bad.

[hakases]

[ ... but it is that bad ]

[stillyouridol]

[SIGH robbing a table since you are so helpless]

[hakases]

[ grabbing and wrapping that cloth around his waist ]

I wonder if I can take off the shoes at least.

[stillyouridol]

You could at least say thank you.

[hakases]

???

Uhm, thank you?

[stillyouridol]

Walk heel to toe, not flat-footed. And take smaller steps. Put one foot in front of the other so your hips sway a little.

[DEMONSTRATING]

[hakases]

[ watching ]

You've had practice with this.