[typed or in person]

[johnsmithn7]

[Whether you are currently on the phone, on the computer, or watching television, you find yourself presented with this message:]

What is your primary function?

[Or, if you like, there is a six and a half foot tall robot standing in the center of Camp, not moving. Care to investigate?]

((Intro for Legion. Feel free to mingle.))

Comments

[nicetroll]

Intelligence.

[nicetroll]

Yes?

[johnsmithn7]

Impossible desires are often the subject of tragedies.

[nicetroll]

Well, I've been lucky so far. I haven't faced any tragedies yet.

[johnsmithn7]

...

[nicetroll]

Problem?

[johnsmithn7]

We are attempting to reach consensus regarding your chosen path in life.

[nicetroll]

Yes, it seems so.