safest of intros

[misswexler]

[Caroline is sitting on top of her trunk. She's got her new laptop, she's got her old luggage, she's squinting down the barrel of the shotgun. It may be pointing dangerously towards bystanders. The safety is off. She's fiddling with...things.

Beware.]

Hey, does anyone know how to use this thing?

Comments

[dopplegangs]

A great way to be welcomed by a newbie, huh?

[misswexler]

Ouch. [apologetically twitches the gun up into a safer position!] Shouldn't I be getting the welcome wagon, anyway?

[dopplegangs]

Welcome to camp.

[misswexler]

[ffff tiny laugh] Sorry I pointed a gun at you.

[dopplegangs]

I've had worse.

[misswexler]

[she has put the safety on now! shiny new lessons in dangerous weaponry] What, like pre-'camp' or post-zombie?

[dopplegangs]

Pre-camp.

[misswexler]

Yikes.

[dopplegangs]

I know.

[misswexler]

So is this more of the same or actually a vacation?

[dopplegangs]

I like to think of it as a vacation.

[misswexler]

At least the zombies are slow, didn't your friend say?

[dopplegangs]

Luckily enough.

[misswexler]

I still get itchy trigger finger when I glance over.

[dopplegangs]

I don't even know how to use a gun.

[misswexler]

I got instructions from two helpful people in a row! I'm sure you could just ask. [but go practice with your own gun, because she's cradling this one like a baby. ZOMBIES BEWARE.]