safest of intros

[misswexler]

[Caroline is sitting on top of her trunk. She's got her new laptop, she's got her old luggage, she's squinting down the barrel of the shotgun. It may be pointing dangerously towards bystanders. The safety is off. She's fiddling with...things.

Beware.]

Hey, does anyone know how to use this thing?

Comments

[hyperneurosis]

Maaaaybe you should put it down before asking a question like that!

[hyperneurosis]

Some!

[misswexler]

What calibre of creeper would you say lived here. Like, whistle at you as you walk down the street, breathe down your neck in every class, leave attractive young teenagers dead in the swamp every other week...

[hyperneurosis]

Uh, in my experience, more of the latter kind ...

But sine you're human, you're probably gonna be just fine!

[misswexler]

IIIII don't follow your logic.

[hyperneurosis]

Which part...?

[misswexler]

What part of 'just human' takes me out of danger?

[dopplegangs]

A great way to be welcomed by a newbie, huh?

[misswexler]

Ouch. [apologetically twitches the gun up into a safer position!] Shouldn't I be getting the welcome wagon, anyway?

[dopplegangs]

Welcome to camp.

[misswexler]

[ffff tiny laugh] Sorry I pointed a gun at you.

[dopplegangs]

I've had worse.

[misswexler]

[she has put the safety on now! shiny new lessons in dangerous weaponry] What, like pre-'camp' or post-zombie?

[dopplegangs]

Pre-camp.

[misswexler]

Yikes.

[dopplegangs]

I know.