safest of intros

[misswexler]

[Caroline is sitting on top of her trunk. She's got her new laptop, she's got her old luggage, she's squinting down the barrel of the shotgun. It may be pointing dangerously towards bystanders. The safety is off. She's fiddling with...things.

Beware.]

Hey, does anyone know how to use this thing?

Comments

[dopplegangs]

A great way to be welcomed by a newbie, huh?

[misswexler]

I'm down with a secret identity.

[dopplegangs]

Shotgun it is.

[misswexler]

I, of course, reserve the right to request a more elegant nom de plume somewhere along the line.

[dopplegangs]

Of course.

[misswexler]

And in the meantime, I am more than ready for any zombies that switch speeds from Romero to Resident Evil.

[dopplegangs]

I think they should stay safe.

[misswexler]

How long have you been here?

[dopplegangs]

A couple of months.

[misswexler]

And has your life been threatened during this time? [this is her stock question]

[dopplegangs]

Yes.

[misswexler]

[first bingo!

....wait. that's not a good thing]

By who?

[hyperneurosis]

Imagine us about a year ago with a gun, though ...

[dopplegangs]

A gun seems safe now.

[hyperneurosis]

At least you can hear it coming.

... Usually.

[dopplegangs]

Usually.