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[Suddenly, in a far corner of Camp there is YELLING. If one hurries toward the source, you'll arrive just in time to see the tail end of Doujima getting shoved into his new "uniform" by two purple gorillas. The uniform is the perfect fusion of sexy-cop and sexy french maid with a nice shiny badge that says M.E.I.D.O. Officer. It is the sexiest

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[That guy's an officer? Really?]

...An officer?

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Detective, Inaba PD.

[That's all he spares because he's not letting the gorillas out of his sight at the moment.]

[lunadickery]

[Note: His hair is down and he may look just a touch unsettled.]

Inaba... I've heard of that place before.

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[Well so much for that, the gorillas have made a break for it and he's not actually insane enough to go after them barefoot and in a skirt. He definitely has a headache and misses pants.]

From Tatsumi? What is this place?

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I'm afraid I don't know anyone named Tatsumi, but I believe I heard of Inaba from a Detective Shirogane.

As for where you are... This is supposed to be a summer camp. As you can see for yourself, it is anything but that.

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Shirogane too?

Of all--

[He's frustrated, so very frustrated.] Yeah, I'm seeing it. Is there a way out?

[lunadickery]

Not to anyone's knowledge, although people have apparently left. Just as a warning, this place doesn't obey the laws of physics or logic, and it seems to have almost a sentience of some type.

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I'll believe that when I see it.

[He definitely doesn't now. Poor man.] Damn. Nanako--

[And he's very upset that he's been separated from his daughter. Yup.]

[lunadickery]

I am aware of how unbelievable it may sound. I assure you, I would rather not believe any of this is possible if I had the choice. However, as I'm sure you've noticed from the gorillas, this place doesn't particularly care about our feelings of what is logical or sane.

...Is Nanako someone from your home?

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[He grits his teeth and just nods at the first.]

Nanako is my daughter; she's seven.

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...I can see why you would be unhappy to be here. If it's any consolation, the place seems to distort time, so you may not appear to have been gone for long even if weeks should pass here.

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That's-- How is that even possible?

[This place is going to be really hard on his brain; he can tell already]

[lunadickery]

I have no idea, honestly. Like I said, this place does not obey the laws of physics.

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[If he wasn't hearing the same things from everyone else.]

Great. Just great. I don't even have shoes and now I have to deal with all this?

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[the lack of shoes is the least of your concerns with that outfit]

Expect the unexpected may be the best advice when it comes to this camp. I understand the urgency, but for now, I suggest taking time to get grounded and familiar with the surroundings before you do anything rash.

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[Probably, but if he had shoes he could get somewhere with pants more quickly.]

Good advice, but the first thing I need is a pair of pants and shoes.

[And a shirt, but that's secondary]