ITP: VERBAL CALENDAR.

Nov 04, 2011 21:02

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waylaidvagrant November 5 2011, 04:34:01 UTC
>the corn husks do not need a stupid monarch.
>corn town already has a perfectly just and mannerly mayor.
>mayors are much better than queens.

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me_fuckyeah November 5 2011, 04:36:16 UTC
The mayor has a different position!

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waylaidvagrant November 5 2011, 04:39:06 UTC
>is that so?
>what does the mayor do for the parade?

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me_fuckyeah November 5 2011, 04:41:35 UTC
He leads it, duh. This is how smalltown America works.

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waylaidvagrant November 5 2011, 04:43:23 UTC
>i see.
>that sounds very proper and democratic.
>do not worry. i will do a fine job of leading your confusing parade.

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me_fuckyeah November 5 2011, 04:49:09 UTC
EVERYTHING in me is proper and democratic! Even the queens!

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waylaidvagrant November 5 2011, 04:51:18 UTC
>i suppose it is alright as long as there are no kings.
>but i am not sure what you mean by things being proper in you.
>that sounds a bit silly.

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me_fuckyeah November 5 2011, 05:02:35 UTC
I'm America! You're in me right now!

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waylaidvagrant November 5 2011, 05:04:05 UTC
>that sounds like complete nonsense and i will disregard it.

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me_fuckyeah November 5 2011, 05:09:36 UTC
You can't disregard it! You're disregarding me!

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waylaidvagrant November 5 2011, 05:10:26 UTC
>how can i be inside you unless you are very very fat?

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me_fuckyeah November 5 2011, 05:25:40 UTC
I'm America. I defy logic.

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waylaidvagrant November 5 2011, 05:29:41 UTC
>i do not understand at all.

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me_fuckyeah November 5 2011, 16:26:47 UTC
WELL-- Let's see. You know how sometimes people believe things have spirits? Like, say your spirit. But your spirit might look completely different from you!

That's kind of what I am.

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waylaidvagrant November 5 2011, 22:16:20 UTC
>you are a spirit?
>and i am inside your very large body?

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