valentine's day is coming early

[misswexler]

[There is a teenage girl shackled theatrically to a big cheap fold-out table near the mess hall, accompanied by a selection of giant sno-balls for your delectation. She's drumming her nails against the speckled surface and looking an awful lot like she wouldn't mind shredding the big white fold-out sign in front of her, with red sparkly letters

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[baconstripping]

[... cake...]

[misswexler]

[she pushes it a little closer]

Go ahead.

[baconstripping]

Celebrating?

[misswexler]

No.

[baconstripping]

Correct.

[helping himself to a slice]

[misswexler]

[picks some of the flakes off and eats them]

You really enjoy these?

[baconstripping]

There's one way to find out.

[misswexler]

[she watches, looking a little grossed out]

[baconstripping]

[finishes the piece 8T]

[misswexler]

[morbidly eyeing]

[baconstripping]

Are you broken?

[misswexler]

Are you wanting some more?

[baconstripping]

Not especially.

[misswexler]

It was brave of you to take one for the team.

[baconstripping]

...

[misswexler]

It's camp! There could have been something weird in them.