valentine's day is coming early

[misswexler]

[There is a teenage girl shackled theatrically to a big cheap fold-out table near the mess hall, accompanied by a selection of giant sno-balls for your delectation. She's drumming her nails against the speckled surface and looking an awful lot like she wouldn't mind shredding the big white fold-out sign in front of her, with red sparkly letters

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[whatakida]

What if I want to give love advice instead?

[misswexler]

I refuse.

[whatakida]

I'm offering a one-time shot business deal into the complicated male psyche!

[misswexler]

I don't do business with strangers.

[whatakida]

Then allow this charumingu stranger to introduce himself!

[misswexler]

[giggling a little] Feel free.

[whatakida]

Kida Masaomi, high school student extraordinaire, long-time resident of humble camp and young man knowledgeable in the numerous ways of love!

[misswexler]

Those are some credentials.