valentine's day is coming early

[misswexler]

[There is a teenage girl shackled theatrically to a big cheap fold-out table near the mess hall, accompanied by a selection of giant sno-balls for your delectation. She's drumming her nails against the speckled surface and looking an awful lot like she wouldn't mind shredding the big white fold-out sign in front of her, with red sparkly letters

Comments

[ofhisword]

[tilts his head to the side at the sign.]

It does enjoy this sort of thing.

[misswexler]

Does it always come with refreshments? [she hooks a swipe of icing off of the sno-ball, licks it off of her finger. once she started, she found she couldn't stop, especially with nothing else to do]

[ofhisword]

Of course. All the more to attract people to the spectacle.

[misswexler]

Which would explain the...giant...pinkness...

[ofhisword]

It's rather . . . notable.

[misswexler]

Do these exist in the world outside or did camp invent them?

[...eating some more off her finger]

[ofhisword]

I have absolutely no idea.

[misswexler]

Right. Refined palate.

[ofhisword]

Something like that, yes.

[misswexler]

Well, for better or for worse they're the reason why I'm being kept entertained, I guess. Better than than to sit in humiliated tedium.