valentine's day is coming early

[misswexler]

[There is a teenage girl shackled theatrically to a big cheap fold-out table near the mess hall, accompanied by a selection of giant sno-balls for your delectation. She's drumming her nails against the speckled surface and looking an awful lot like she wouldn't mind shredding the big white fold-out sign in front of her, with red sparkly letters

Comments

[the_ex_in_xp]

[wanders by and leans on the table to block the sign]

That's why it's part of the name. At least they gave you fo...something like food.

[misswexler]

Nauseous but not unconscious. [leaning over the table with interest]

[the_ex_in_xp]

Hopefully just from the food and not any weird oversharing of relationship details.

[turns the laptop a little to her so they can see]

This one's a pop culture gem. You get to see Ryan Reynolds for about two minutes before he's gruesomely murdered.

[misswexler]

[she laughs, and pushes the carcass of the cake away] Just too much sugar.

[little grimace] Bring it on.