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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ It's strange - today, you can't seem to get away from them; you don't want to. So what if you're following them? So what if you really want to see them? It makes you... feel better, being close to them. Hearing their voice. Seeing their smile. Knowing they're alive... ♥

So how are you going to stalk spend your precious time today? ]

((Phase Two

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[eaglecocktail]

[Okay, I'm just. Going back to Canada for now...]

[solipsismmortal]

[when Desmond gets back to his room, there will be a surprise for him on his bed in the form of a delicious stack of pancakes on a plate.

with an extremely large butcher's knife stabbed through the middle. ♥ (and what is probably strawberry compote dripping from the sides)]

[eaglecocktail]

[... OUT THE WINDOW THEY GO oh hey at least he's there. oh god, what.]

Creepy ass bastard!

[solipsismmortal]

[swings down from the roof--icon literal]

I go to th' trouble of making you breakfast, an' this is the thanks I get? Yer absolutely heartless.

[eaglecocktail]

-- Stop that.

[DID NOT JUMP]

[solipsismmortal]

[holds up an apple]

You rather have this?

[eaglecocktail]

[Snatches the damn apple]

Thanks-- but I didn't ask you to do anything for me.

[solipsismmortal]

That's the whole point of a surprise, y'know.

[eaglecocktail]

The butcher knife was part of the surprise?

[solipsismmortal]

Ya need a knife ta cut pancakes! An' it was the only one I had on me at the time.

[eaglecocktail]

You can use a fork, you know.

[solipsismmortal]

Oh, right, a fork. Just so happens I got one here I forgot about--

[whips out a fork from his coat pocket and throws it lightning-fast across the room towards Desmond's right eye]

[eaglecocktail]

[OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED]

Fuck--!

[solipsismmortal]

[loops into the room silently, righting himself]

Ya know, you really hurt my feelin's, throwing all my hard work out th' window.

[eaglecocktail]

[fuck, fork in my eye-- turns away from him, hunching. He just isn't answering that for now]

[GORE]

[solipsismmortal]

Oh here, lemme help you with that.

[strides forward and yanks the fork out--possibly also Desmond's eye]