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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ slipped under the door of each cabin, tent, makeshift shack, or other place of general resident today is what appears to be a quick survey printed on bright pink paper:

☐ yes
☐ no
☐ muffin ]

(( checking "muffin" gets you a muffin. yes and no get you nothing :( MINGLE ))

Comments

[putyaswordson]

... maybe it'll give you a power-up.

[hakases]

What's a power up?

[putyaswordson]

You've never played Super Mario or anything?

[hakases]

... No? What is it?

[putyaswordson]

Well, not all worlds and universes have video games. Or not the same ones.

[hakases]

Another Earth thing I've never done before.

[putyaswordson]

-- you're not from around here? Huh. Haven't seen a human-looking alien since I was back home.

[hakases]

Well here you go! I-I guess. I mean, if that's okay.

[putyaswordson]

Why wouldn't it be okay? As long as you're not destroying shit with your super strength or whatever.

[hakases]

N-no, I'm just a pirate.

[putyaswordson]

And I'm a cop that's dealt with space pirates. You're lucky there's no real laws for me to enforce here.

[hakases]

. . . Oh.

[putyaswordson]

You probably go around telling that to everyone, don't you.

[hakases]

W-well it doesn't seem like such a big deal. I'm proud of being a space pirate!

[putyaswordson]

[ ... blushes faintly as he says this: ]

I know a sea pirate who takes pride in what he does.

[hakases]

[ c-cute ]

Then you understand!