[posted on the camp network/bulletin/whatevs]

[nosenolimits]

Say a guy I know needs a teeny-tiny favor, and would be willin' to do a favor in return.

How's that sound so far?

((Winding down for the night! Will definitely pick up, but as I will be out of town for the rest of the week, be alerted for epic slowness.))

Comments

[actionpainting]

Would that guy happen to be you?

[nosenolimits]

That is really actually pretty suspicious, you know that?

... I said I'm not sure if I'm allowed.

[actionpainting]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh, fine. But if you ever do find out if you're allowed you should tell me or else curiosity will probably eat me alive.

[nosenolimits]

It's mostly the Canadian part.

... I guess I can't tell you the details, but I can tell you that apparently monogamy is a thing now? Apparently.

[actionpainting]

There's nothing wrong with Canadians, with the exception of Celine Dion.

...seriously? Wow, Jet. Congrats.

[nosenolimits]

Hey! ... I like Celine Dion!

[actionpainting]

...I'm judging you a little right now.

[nosenolimits]

[are we at the arts and crafts hut? because if so i'm going to be tossing a handful of paperclips at you, lamely]

[actionpainting]

[laughs]

Now that was an uncalled for act of aggression.

--oh, hey, I think these ones glow in the dark.

[nosenolimits]

Sweet!

[and it soon becomes clear he doesn't even know how to put paperclips together in a chain-like fashion]

[actionpainting]

...okay, well. I think it's time for a demo.

[demonstrates proper chain making procedure]

[nosenolimits]

...

[looking down at his blob of mangled paperclips] Hey, it glows. That's the important part.

[actionpainting]

And thus it was the greatest birthday gift ever created.

[nosenolimits]

Nah, pretty sure that would be if it shot lasers.

[actionpainting]

That would be the coolest and most hilarious thing ever.

[nosenolimits]

I think he has enough lasers as it is.