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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ No matter if you're affected or not, you can see the threads; you see them tied between people, watching them smile strangely at each other, giving you the chills. They disappear as soon as you've noticed, however

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[lunadickery]

[Know what's better than snakes? Fire. Know what's better than both? Snakes that are on fire.]

[lunadickery]

Yes.

[He's not kidding around tonight. Instead of using the crossbow, he's going to emit a blast of fire large enough to consume not only Hisoka, but most of the surrounding area as well. Despite that, most of the fire that makes contact with Hisoka doesn't remain burning for very long, although anything around him is certainly ablaze.]

[fruitophile]

[ holds up his hand, watching his skin burn before the fire goes out... then approaches. slowly, like a cat stalks a mouse. ]

You keep failing my tests. ♥

1/2

[lunadickery]

[Lands near him, in a rare spot that's not on fire.]

I could not care less about your tests.

[lunadickery]

[And suddenly! The flames grow stronger, hotter, taller-reaching for the sky like dozens of bright blue hands, clawing their way up in an attempt to grab the moon. Lunatic grabs the bottom of his mask and rips it away. His long hair spills out in the eerie blue light, dancing amongst the flames as he tosses his mask to the side. Looking very much like someone from the cover of a cheap romance novel that no one actually wants to read, thereby condemning it to be sold in airports where the options are either that or a biography from some small town mayor, he closes the distance between himself and Hisoka.

AND THEN THERE WAS KISSING.]

[fruitophile]

[ kissing with a lot of tongue and Hisoka groping Yuri's nice ass through his thin costume. ]

[lunadickery]

[Dunno, that ass is kind of skinny. But he is definitely kissing back, with just as much tongue-although he is also trying to redirect some of the fire from his eyes into Hisoka's mouth at the same time...]

[fruitophile]

[ that feels hot, so he moves his face away and... dips Yuri. ♥ ]

You're the most beautiful like this. ♠

[lunadickery]

[Dipped! His hair fans out like that of a fairy tale princess's blah blah blah]

My justice is even more beautiful. We could be more beautiful together. Let me redeem you.

[fruitophile]

... do the thing with your eyes. ♣

[lunadickery]

[SETS HIS EYES ON FIRE and going back up for more kissing]

[fruitophile]

[ only gives him two before stopping and running his fingers along Yuri's jaw and up his cheekbone ]

It's so lovely. ♥

[lunadickery]

[Leaning into his touch]

It would be better if we matched.

[fruitophile]

[ digs his fingers into Yuri's right eye socket and pulls that flaming eye right out of there. ]

More beautiful than the rarest gemstone in the world. ♥

[ and promptly eats it. ]

[lunadickery]

[IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S FROM THE KURUTA TRIBE, GOD. Having an eye ripped out sure hurts like a fucker, but he actually finds the gesture romantic. This means, of course, that it's only fair to return the favor.

By grabbing Hisoka's face and trying to set it on fire.]

[fruitophile]

[ as usual, makes no indication he's in any pain... but as he goes, he gives Yuri's ass one huge smack. you bad man. ♥ ]