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[fuckyou_chorus]

[it's dark outside. you might be eaten by an...

... emu?]

((PLEASE PUT IN YOUR COMMENT WHETHER YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ATTACKED OR TURNED BY CAMP, otherwise mingle. /o/ anyone who would like to use this post for the purpose is free to go nuts and eat people, whatev. re-linking the post of people who would like to be attacked, for current and

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[redemption_fail]

*had been trying to hunt but it got too dark*

[ooc: Yes to attacking but not turning, thank you.]

[suckyoucamp]

[there's some kind of sound coming from the trees up ahead . . .]

[redemption_fail]

*gets an arrow ready reflexively but has to get closer to see what it is*

[suckyoucamp]

[whoa, it's a . . .

wait, what the fuck is that thing?]

[redemption_fail]

[. . . Yes, really, WTF?]

*lowering the bow because this is way too weird*

If you're under a curse or spell, speak up!

[suckyoucamp]

[hops a few steps towards him . . .]

[redemption_fail]

. . . Someone's tame pet or something?

[They do such odd things to the animals here--]

[suckyoucamp]

[SUDDENLY, THE FEARSOME BEAST . . .

. . . lowers its tiny antlers and charges for his legs]

[redemption_fail]

*undignified scramble and hop goes here as a very tall man is charged by an antlered rabbit*

What in blazes--

[suckyoucamp]

[you better watch out or I'll bite your ankles, buddy!!]

[redemption_fail]

[Through the boots too?]

*bats at it with his bow* This is ridiculous!

[suckyoucamp]

[CURSE MY TINY FANGS]

[redemption_fail]

[Rabbit savages man, news at ten]

*if the antlers are sharp enough, he might have been prodded as he tries to avoid getting nibbled on*

[suckyoucamp]

[yeah! take that!!]

[redemption_fail]

Ow!

*that does it--he's planning on rabbit stew now*

[suckyoucamp]

[WHY ARE YOUR STUPID BOOTS SO THICK.

ugh whatever going to turn into a bat and escape.]