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[fuckyou_chorus]

[it's dark outside. you might be eaten by an...

... emu?]

((PLEASE PUT IN YOUR COMMENT WHETHER YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ATTACKED OR TURNED BY CAMP, otherwise mingle. /o/ anyone who would like to use this post for the purpose is free to go nuts and eat people, whatev. re-linking the post of people who would like to be attacked, for current and

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ATTACK + TURN

[putyaswordson]

[ I am actually away from Zoro, going to get some food. Really quickly. ]

[suckyoucamp]

[you might hear something following you]

[putyaswordson]

[ sword out immediately, looking around ]

...

[suckyoucamp]

[nobody here but us bears]

[putyaswordson]

[ ... we never had pandas before ]

[suckyoucamp]

[there's definitely one padding over. but what's that around its mouth?

is that . . .

. . . blood?]

[putyaswordson]

[ charges at it, sword at ready ]

You can't have me!

[suckyoucamp]

[CHARGING BACK WITH ITS MOUTH FULL OF FANGS

okay no two fangs but they are definitely in its mouth full of bear teeth]

[putyaswordson]

[ wide slash for the bear's front legs, wanting to stop it from running ]

[suckyoucamp]

[wait . . .

it's . . . coming from behind you?

when did it move that fast?]

[putyaswordson]

-- shit!!

[suckyoucamp]

[rearing up to try to knock you over and bite down on your delicious neck]

[putyaswordson]

[ uses the opening to stab his sword into it... but vampires don't die from wounds like that. HE IS NOW FOOD. ]

[suckyoucamp]

[DELECTABLE.

but geez, with all that blood everywhere . . . it wouldn't be that surprising if you ended up swallowing some. enjoy that while it lumbers off.]

[putyaswordson]

[ lies here for a while... unsure if he's actually dying or somewhere between. why would a vampire actually want to eat blood consisting 99% of mayonnaise and tobacco???

finally, licks his lips, and... it's... delicious. ]

[brokenclover]

[has been wandering, like she does, when she comes across the familiar figure, and--JFC]

Hijikata-san?!