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[ THERE'S BACON FOR BREAKFAST ]

Comments

[pchaaair]

[is bacon supposed to be good...]

[livedtwice]

Is something the matter?

[pchaaair]

Uh-- well, I have never really seen this much bacon before.

[livedtwice]

Maybe they got in a large shipment of it.

[pchaaair]

I guess that is possible, and also the most likely answer.

Err, is oinkbeast meat good?

[livedtwice]

... Oinkbeast meat?

[livedtwice]

[... recovers after a second]

That's-yes, it is, actually. You've never had it before?

[pchaaair]

Oh-- sorry. I meant pig, but I am used to calling it something else, and it is weird getting used to what humans call things sometimes, but. I have never had it before.

[livedtwice]

That's fine. I was just a little surprised, that's all.

And-er, you can always change that now. But I suppose I should warn you. It's a little greasy.

[pchaaair]

I am okay with greasy, since, I have had a lot of greasy food before, and I don't mind it and think it tastes good, so, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try it.

[livedtwice]

Most pork things are greasy, actually. That still means they're good.

[pchaaair]

So, uh, does that mean that when pork isn't greasy, it isn't good?

[livedtwice]

I don't think that ever really happens.

Unless you use a lot of napkins.

[pchaaair]

I don't really want to use a lot of napkins to do that.