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[fuckyou_chorus]

[LET'S SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, YOUR CHARACTER WAS SLEEPING SOMEWHERE.

THEY'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE. also gosh that person they're sleeping with now is very snuggle-worthy and warm. There's no way this bedninja post could go badly at all!]

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[ohno_u_didnt]

*Curled around a pillow snoring away*

[holeintheace]

[ zzzzz half naked pirate curled up against you ]

[ohno_u_didnt]

*That explains why it's so warm... Shifts a bit, rolling over to face him*

[holeintheace]

[ wrapping an arm around you ]

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Relaxe-............wait a sec. It's winter.*

[holeintheace]

[ & i am very warm ]

[ohno_u_didnt]

*It makes waking up really difficult, that's for sure. There is something wrong about this equation though... Attempt to wake up #1*

[holeintheace]

[ while i cuddle you ]

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Too warm, eyelids so heavy... Okay, whatever is in my bed probably won't attack me for another five minutes. Attempt to wake up #1 was a failure.*

[holeintheace]

[ yeap. because i am a heater. with muscles. ]

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Wait... It's clicking. There is something...someone...in my bed. A-Attempt to wake up #2*

[holeintheace]

[ i'm out like a light, baby ]

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Success! Stranger dange-....*

[ohno_u_didnt]

Oh...

[holeintheace]

[ zzzz ]

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Settles back down, phew*

Ace. That explains it.