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[fuckyou_chorus]

[LET'S SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, YOUR CHARACTER WAS SLEEPING SOMEWHERE.

THEY'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE. also gosh that person they're sleeping with now is very snuggle-worthy and warm. There's no way this bedninja post could go badly at all!]

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[nicetroll]

[ SLEEPS IN HIS CLOTHES

RESPONDS TO THE TROLLS ]

[fruitophile]

[ that makes one of us. hovers over... ]

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[ my hat is covering my face ]

[fruitophile]

[ lifts it for kisses. ]

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[ eyes: open

... but other than that, he's sleeping peacefully ]

[fruitophile]

[ my friend back home does that too. IT'S CREEPY.

... drops his hat back onto his face. ]

[nicetroll]

[ I have an excuse: I'm a snake ]

[fruitophile]

[ do you have scales? let's find out. ]

[nicetroll]

[ hisshisspurr i mean

answer: nope, smooth as can be BUT ]

I know you're there.

[ a yawn and he rolls onto his side ]

[fruitophile]

I know. ♣

[nicetroll]

Carry on then.

[fruitophile]

Doing what? ♣

[nicetroll]

Whatever you want.

[fruitophile]

You should go. ♠

[nicetroll]

Ah, a pity.

[ sitting up and yawning ]

[fruitophile]

It's because you're being difficult. ♣