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[fuckyou_chorus]

[LET'S SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, YOUR CHARACTER WAS SLEEPING SOMEWHERE.

THEY'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE. also gosh that person they're sleeping with now is very snuggle-worthy and warm. There's no way this bedninja post could go badly at all!]

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[fruitophile]

[ RESPOND TO THIS COMMENT.

LOSE THE BEDNINJA LOTTERY. ]

[nicetroll]

[ I have an excuse: I'm a snake ]

[fruitophile]

[ do you have scales? let's find out. ]

[nicetroll]

[ hisshisspurr i mean

answer: nope, smooth as can be BUT ]

I know you're there.

[ a yawn and he rolls onto his side ]

[fruitophile]

I know. ♣

[nicetroll]

Carry on then.

[fruitophile]

Doing what? ♣

[nicetroll]

Whatever you want.

[fruitophile]

You should go. ♠

[nicetroll]

Ah, a pity.

[ sitting up and yawning ]

[fruitophile]

It's because you're being difficult. ♣

[nicetroll]

Am I? How should I be then?

[fruitophile]

I'm not going to tell you. ♦

[nicetroll]

Should I be angry that you killed me? Should I try to attack you-- put my hands to your throat and squeeze until every last breath is out of you?

Or should I go back to sleep?

[fruitophile]

I like surprises. ♥

[nicetroll]

And get blood all over these nice sheets? I wouldn't be so rude!