LASER POPCORN

[comesquickly]

[Being halfway through November means that all the corn in the cornfields is drying up... So what happens if you hit dried up corn with a laser?

Lots of popcorn. At least, that's what happens in Camp Fuck U Die

Comments

[daddyderpest]

[pulling popcorn out of his hair]

[daddyderpest]

He and I have certain differences of opinion.

[painintheneck]

I find him arrogant, myself. Untrustworthy, too.

[daddyderpest]

Well, I suppose that's how people like that are. A lot of people lie. He and I certainly won't ever be friends but it's nothing I haven't dealt with before. It sounds like you and he also, shall we say, have a personality clash.

[painintheneck]

He doesn't respect me.

[daddyderpest]

Is that what you were expecting from him?

[painintheneck]

I'm a queen. I deserve at least a modicum of courtesy, regardless of his personal feelings toward me. Don't you think?

[daddyderpest]

Everyone deserves at least a modicum of courtesy.

[painintheneck]

Mm. Some vampires do lose sight of that, don't they?

[daddyderpest]

It's not just vampires. People in general can get a bit that way, I think.

[painintheneck]

Very true.

[dickaster]

Sorry~

[daddyderpest]

I'm sure you meant well, but it would be a good idea to be more careful in future.

[dickaster]

Yeah, this is kind of a one-time-only special occasion type of thing.

But hey, free popcorn!

[daddyderpest]

It is very important for young people to have fun!

[dickaster]

Aww, you get it!