itp: therapy.

[boldstarring]

[Today in camp! It's a bit nippy, the birds are chirping, vampire pigs are staying out of the sun in order to avoid burning up in it, and there is a booth out near the mess hall with a teenager sitting behind it. This would be normal except for the fact that a giant robot is looming over the booth.

The sign over the booth reads:

COUPLES

Comments

[themagichappens]

Ah.

[broguery]

I assume this was not voluntary.

[themagichappens]

On the contrary.

[broguery]

Oh? How noble of you to volunteer your time.

[themagichappens]

[also, have a dog]

Idleness denotes a weak will, after all.

[solipsismmortal]

[bark :D]

[broguery]

[what am I supposed to do with this]

[solipsismmortal]

[sniffing you]

[broguery]

[sorry I'm busy being stunned that anyone would put the care of a living creature in my hands]

[solipsismmortal]

You smell funny.

[broguery]

[... oh. it's a camper. of course it is.]

So do you.

[solipsismmortal]

'Course I do! I'm a dog. You have no idea where I've been, but I can smell everything.

[broguery]

But you're not normally a dog, are you?

[broguery]

[... what]

Where did you get that?

[themagichappens]

I happened upon it. Or should I say, it happened upon me.

[broguery]

So you're giving it to me?