itp: therapy.

[boldstarring]

[Today in camp! It's a bit nippy, the birds are chirping, vampire pigs are staying out of the sun in order to avoid burning up in it, and there is a booth out near the mess hall with a teenager sitting behind it. This would be normal except for the fact that a giant robot is looming over the booth.

The sign over the booth reads:

COUPLES

Comments

[themagichappens]

[well

look what the decepticat dragged in]

[imaginemyhorror]

............

[themagichappens]

Starscream.

[holding out a hand]

[imaginemyhorror]

[SO UNSURE]

Master?

[themagichappens]

[TAKE IT BITCH]

What a pleasant surprise, Starscream. It's a relief to see a familiar face.

[imaginemyhorror]

Glad... to be of service, my lord?

[WHAT IS GOING ON??? taaaaaaaking it...]

[themagichappens]

[your hand is now mine. forever.]

You always are.

[imaginemyhorror]

[eep]

If I may be so bold as to ask, where are we?

[themagichappens]

[interlocking fingers, motherfucker]

Yes, we have much to discuss. Let us seek a quieter venue.

[imaginemyhorror]

As you wish.

[themagichappens]

[ you're as dead as cybertron, buddy]