itp: therapy.

[boldstarring]

[Today in camp! It's a bit nippy, the birds are chirping, vampire pigs are staying out of the sun in order to avoid burning up in it, and there is a booth out near the mess hall with a teenager sitting behind it. This would be normal except for the fact that a giant robot is looming over the booth.

The sign over the booth reads:

COUPLES

Comments

[mind_over_metal]

*..........well, then.*

[boldstarring]

Let's talk about why the two of you are here.

[themagichappens]

Shall we begin?

[mind_over_metal]

Since we're all gathered, why not? But as to why we're here, that's a bit more of a mystery.

*to Erik*

Have you met either of them before? I'll warn you, Jesse is harmless but he can be very stubborn in his... perception of the world.

[godwinner]

[ casually crosses his arms and says nothing ]

I've met the robot. Megatronus.

[ "met" may carry a slight connotation of "nearly crushed to death" ]

[boldstarring]

Professor, I'm well aware of the reason why you can't leave - which is exceedingly tacky even by camp standards and I'd be more than happy to help you out in a bit in terms of locating your chair and transporting it here. [pauses, and then looks over at Erik.] Are you able to leave at all, sir?

[godwinner]

[ gritting teeth ]

No.

[boldstarring]

In my experiences, when you're unable to leave a certain place, it's because camp feels there are some issues that need to be addressed in some manner. And until they are, you're stuck.

[mind_over_metal]

*............folds his hands in his lap*

We could at least have been provided with some refreshments. "In some manner," you say?

[themagichappens]

Ah, perhaps I could offer everyone here an... incentive.

[wh...why does he have a plate of cookies. oh god, why.]