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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Suddenly, you and everyone around you is wearing a name tag of the HELLO, I'M ______ AND I'M A _______ persuasion! What does yours say?]

(( new characters, mingle! old characters, mingle! LET'S MAKE FRIENDS ))

Comments

[fruitophile]

Oh my. ♠

[wrightpanties]

Oh hello!

[fruitophile]

I assume that is part of your magic... or is that a different kind of trick? ♣

[wrightpanties]

It's a part of my act, My Magical Panties.

[fruitophile]

Oh? ♣ And what do they do? ♠

[wrightpanties]

My panties are an extra-dimensional space!

[whipping out her bloomers and pulling out a rubber chicken]

I never have to pack luggage.

[fruitophile]

[ ... ]

You can pull anything out of there? ♥

[wrightpanties]

Well, I'm a magician on a dime.

So some things are a bit out of reach.

[fruitophile]

I met someone who could do something like this. ♠ Yours is a much simpler version. ♣

[wrightpanties]

Oh wow, really? Another magician?

[fruitophile]

A thief. ♥

[wrightpanties]

Oh, I suppose that could work too. I never really thought about that.

[fruitophile]

You'd make better money. ♦

[wrightpanties]

That's probably true, but the only thing I want to steal is people's hearts!

I want to make magic popular again.

[fruitophile]

You'll have to do something amazing. ♠

[wrightpanties]

When I'm more experienced I'm going to make things like buildings and elephants appear!

Oh gosh, I'm going to need bigger panties!