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verydurable in campfuckudie

Nov 22, 2011 20:27

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

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runstowardsfire November 23 2011, 01:33:48 UTC

. . . What's Windex and is that safe for consumption?

verydurable November 23 2011, 01:36:52 UTC

Uh . . . dunno.

Soap, I guess?

runstowardsfire November 23 2011, 01:38:42 UTC

Why are you trying to eat soap?

verydurable November 23 2011, 01:42:40 UTC

I'm not eating it. But eh, the rest didn't look so bad.

runstowardsfire November 23 2011, 01:46:04 UTC

What are you using it for then?

verydurable November 23 2011, 01:52:10 UTC

Just trying to get something unstuck.

[by the way he's glaring at his hand, you might well surmise that the problem lies under all that goop]

runstowardsfire November 23 2011, 01:53:08 UTC

A ring?

verydurable November 23 2011, 02:03:21 UTC

[hand in pocket]

How did you guess?

runstowardsfire November 23 2011, 02:04:38 UTC

. . . What else do people in your world wear on their fingers?

verydurable November 23 2011, 02:18:36 UTC

. . . gloves? Nail polish? Finger puppets!

runstowardsfire November 23 2011, 02:20:26 UTC

You're not wearing a glove and that's not your fingernail or a finger puppet.

[Are you really an adult?]

verydurable November 23 2011, 02:32:46 UTC

Oh . . . right.

[of COURSE]

runstowardsfire November 23 2011, 02:35:30 UTC

[I am DISAPPOINT but not necessarily surprised.]

You'd have better luck with the oil than peanut butter. Why do you want to take it off?

verydurable November 23 2011, 02:50:19 UTC

[s...sigh]

It's not mine.

[pouring oil over his hand]

runstowardsfire November 23 2011, 02:52:09 UTC

I see. *looks at the finger it's on* But it's significant?

verydurable November 23 2011, 03:04:01 UTC

[right ring finger]

Well, yeah. I think. Probably, anyway.

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