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Nov 22, 2011 20:27

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

  • hand lotion
  • vaseline
  • extra-virgin olive oil
  • mayonaise
  • window cleaner
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    ensorcells November 23 2011, 01:54:48 UTC
    You had me until mayonnaise.

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    verydurable November 23 2011, 02:01:34 UTC
    You people. It's not a recipe . . .

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    ensorcells November 23 2011, 02:19:19 UTC
    Who said it was?

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    verydurable November 23 2011, 02:21:17 UTC
    You did.

    . . . didn't you?

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    ensorcells November 23 2011, 02:24:37 UTC
    No.

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    verydurable November 23 2011, 02:37:12 UTC
    . . . right, okay. Sorry about the mayo.

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    ensorcells November 23 2011, 02:53:32 UTC
    What about it?

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    verydurable November 23 2011, 02:55:11 UTC
    It lost you, right?

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    ensorcells November 23 2011, 03:13:23 UTC
    So you're apologizing for the mayonnaise?

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    verydurable November 23 2011, 03:28:42 UTC
    Right! I think. Eh, whatever.

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    ensorcells November 23 2011, 03:49:46 UTC
    Well, I accept its apology.

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    verydurable November 23 2011, 03:54:41 UTC
    What kind of joke is that, even?

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    ensorcells November 23 2011, 04:12:26 UTC
    Hmm?

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    verydurable November 23 2011, 04:14:24 UTC
    You're not like the guy who doesn't know what peanut butter is, right?

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    ensorcells November 23 2011, 04:19:00 UTC
    Not at all.

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    verydurable November 23 2011, 04:50:27 UTC
    Well that's a relief. Cause when you start thinking about it, it's not a lot like butter anyway.

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