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[verydurable]

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

Comments

[copyrightabuser]

Um, Tiger-san? Some of those aren't meant to be eaten.

[verydurable]

I'm not cooking!

[copyrightabuser]

Ah, really? Then what are you doing?

[verydurable]

--nothing. Why are you asking, anyway?

[copyrightabuser]

Hmm. I think most people might be concerned when you've got that sort of array mixed together on your finger.

[verydurable]

Oh . . . yeah, point.

[copyrightabuser]

So, what are you doing? Is it something you need help with?

[verydurable]

No, no help, thanks! It's kind of a one-person job, actually.

[copyrightabuser]

What job?

[verydurable]

. . . this job!

[copyrightabuser]

I'm sorry, but I'm not following.

[verydurable]

Good, good . . .

[sticks his hand in the mayo]

[copyrightabuser]

Tiger-san! Doesn't that hand still have window cleaner on it!?

[verydurable]

Oops.

[copyrightabuser]

... It might be best to dispose of it all at this point.

[verydurable]

Your'e probably right.