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verydurable in campfuckudie

Nov 22, 2011 20:27

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

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fruitophile November 23 2011, 02:45:02 UTC

Is he? ♣

nicetroll November 23 2011, 02:56:50 UTC

Not as much as you!

fruitophile November 23 2011, 03:01:16 UTC

That's quite the statement. ♠

nicetroll November 23 2011, 03:02:35 UTC

I guess so.

[ slips a switchblade out of his sleeve and flicks it open and closed ]

fruitophile November 23 2011, 03:03:41 UTC

Ah. ♠ You want that now? ♣

nicetroll November 23 2011, 03:04:41 UTC

Maybe!

I'm not sure yet.

[ digs the blade into his own palm ]

fruitophile November 23 2011, 03:05:24 UTC

And you call me a pervert. ♦

nicetroll November 23 2011, 03:06:14 UTC

Never said I wasn't.

fruitophile November 23 2011, 03:06:58 UTC

You just know what you like. ♠

nicetroll November 23 2011, 03:07:46 UTC

Exactly! See, I knew you'd understand.

fruitophile November 23 2011, 03:08:41 UTC

Of course. ♥

nicetroll November 23 2011, 03:10:54 UTC

[ slides the knife straight through his hand before pulling it out and licking the blood off ]

Oh, did you have the soup today?

fruitophile November 23 2011, 03:11:33 UTC

I don't eat people. ♦

nicetroll November 23 2011, 03:40:42 UTC

I don't either.

fruitophile November 23 2011, 03:43:30 UTC

Are you sure? ♣

nicetroll November 23 2011, 03:44:16 UTC

I only had the broth.

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