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[verydurable]

[today in the messhall, the following items have been lined up on a table:

hand lotion

vaseline

extra-virgin olive oil

mayonaise

window cleaner

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[lunadickery]

That is because it may very well be Windex you are consuming.

[lunadickery]

...Now I feel somewhat obligated to ask for more details.

[But he's also not in the mood to deal with Tiger's antics any more than he already has. Should he press or not...]

[verydurable]

There's not a scratch on me.

[lunadickery]

If you insist. Just keep in mind that if you start feeling unwell, the hospital exists for a reason.

[Lucky you]

[verydurable]

Thanks for your concern . . .

[lunadickery]

I am merely performing my duties.

...Tell me, have you made any progress on removing that ring?

[verydurable]

--you knew?

[lunadickery]

You have materials that could be utilized as lubricants and were using them on your hand. It was not difficult to figure out.

[crosshisheart]

[Hisoka told me to come meet you]

Hello! You're Hisoka's friend?

[lunadickery]

[That is most definitely not a twitch. Nope. No twitching here. He's also eyeing Rain with great suspicion]

You must be mistaken. He is no friend of mine.

[crosshisheart]

He said you're his caseworker.

[lunadickery]

...He is lying. I am no such thing.

[crosshisheart]

[sigh]

He does that a lot.

[lunadickery]

...Are you a friend of his?

[crosshisheart]

I'm trying, he won't let me.

[lunadickery]

That may be for the best. I don't mean to alarm you, but he is a murderer.